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• As life hands you lemons, be grateful you received something.

• If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

• If life doesn’t give you sugar and water together with the lemons, your lemonade is gonna be very sour!
• If life gives you a lemon, find someone else who has one and combine resources so you still have a lemon after all your expenses.
• If life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt so you can exchange them for oranges.
• If life gives you lemons, ask why it can't give you money instead?
• If life gives you lemons, grow a lemon tree. When that tree gives you more lemons, make a lemon orchard. When that orchard gives you more lemons, sell them and become rich. Then next time you see life, you can say, “Thanks for the lemons!” Life hates people who are grateful for its lemons.

• If life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey: Free Lemons!
• If life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie and send me a piece.
• If life gives you two lemons, find someone whom you love and give one to them.
• If life hand you lemons, don’t make lemonade, squirt them on lobsters.
• If life hands you lemons, ask 'Where do you get all these lemons from?' Actually, don’t ask. You really don’t want to know…
• If life hands you lemons, take a permanent marker, write “pass it on” on each one, and mail them to complete strangers.
• If life stole your lemons, he gave them to me.
• If your life is sour as a lemon, then figure out why.
• Life gave me lemons, but I am allergic to lemons, does that mean life hates me?
• Life gave me lemons, I wanted to make lemonade, but I have no sugar. Care to give me some?
• Life gave you lemons? Life didn't give me anything!
• When life comes up with lemons, see if there is another direction for the lemons to go.
• When life DOESN’T give you lemons, you’ll soon find that you miss them.
• When life give you lemons, ask: 'Why?'
• When life give you lemons, don't forget to ask it for salt and a Corona.
• When life give you lemons, eat them, they are good for you – life knows best.
• When life give you lemons, grab the tooth picks and make a lemon man.
• When life gives me lemons, I am happy, I love lemons.
• When life gives you apples say: Oi! What happened to the lemons?
• When life gives you lemons and for some reason you can’t make lemonade, find a recipe for a lemon cake. The secret is to turn bitter into sweet and darkness into light.
• When life gives you lemons eat them as fast as possible and get huge bragging rights.
• When Life gives you lemons find someone who wants them and trade.
• When life gives you lemons learn to juggle. Or, even better, get an air cannon and have some real fun.
• When life gives you lemons make lemon grenades.
• When life gives you lemons regularly, you'll better get a taste for sour fruit.
• When life gives you lemons say, 'I like lemons. Please, can I have more?'
• When life gives you lemons, accept them graciously.
• When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make super lemons.
• When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund.
• When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!
• When life gives you lemons, ask for seconds.
• When life gives you lemons, ask for something else, unless you like lemons.
• When Life gives you lemons, ask for something else.
• When life gives you lemons, ask the guy next to you why life gave him apples.
• When life gives you lemons, ask what life is suggesting.
• When life gives you lemons, ask why you didn’t get apples.
• When life gives you lemons, ask why you didn’t get some water and sugar also.
• When life gives you lemons, ask why you got lemons and not vodka.
• When life gives you lemons, ask yourself how exactly an anthropomorphic personification of something immaterial like life can give you a fruit.
• When life gives you lemons, be glad, it could have given you nothing.
• When life gives you lemons, be grateful, you could end up like me and get nothing.
• When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.
• When life gives you lemons, be thankful, it could have been ... .
• When life gives you lemons, collect them, one day life will stop and you will have the only lemons in the world.
• When life gives you lemons, complain about it.
• When life gives you lemons, convince everyone that having lemons is the best thing possible.
• When life gives you lemons, demand a refund and to Consumers Protection.
• When life gives you Lemons, do something with them, don't just let them sit there, that's wasteful.
• When life gives you lemons, do what we all do with unwanted gifts: Thank the giver, then regift it to someone else.
• When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, no one is going to buy it because we are in a recession.
• When life gives you lemons, don't shoot the messenger.
• When Life gives you lemons, don’t forget to say Thank You :)
• When life gives you lemons, dress up like life and hand them on to someone else.
• When life gives you lemons, drop them, then you will have lemon drops.
• When life gives you lemons, eat all lemons without peeling them, because all the vitamins are in the skin!
• When life gives you lemons, eat your melons.
• When life gives you lemons, enjoy the Vitamin C!
• When life gives you lemons, enjoy your lemon juice or lemonade.
• When life gives you lemons, fake a british accent and say, “Please, sir! May I have some more?”
• When life gives you lemons, feel inadequate that lemon trees are naturally superior to you.
• When life gives you lemons, find a new life that is willing to supply also vodka.
• When life gives you lemons, find a new life!
• When life gives you lemons, find someone who life has given fish & chips and enjoy.
• When life gives you lemons, find someone who life has given ice cream.
• When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life has given the gin and have a party.
• When life gives you lemons, genetically modify them and use your Super Lemons to reign the world!
• When life gives you lemons, get a knife, cut them in half, then squirt them in some carbonated water and VOILA! you got Lemon Water!
• When life gives you lemons, gift wrap them and give them to somebody as a gift.
• When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for limes!
• When life gives you lemons, give them right back.
• When life gives you lemons, give them to me, I love free stuff!
• When life gives you lemons, go get yourself some salmon and some sushi rice. It's lunchtime ;-)
• When life gives you lemons, go shopping for some lobster.
• When life gives you lemons, grab a marker and draw funny faces on them and make yourself a little puppet show.
• When life gives you lemons, grab life by the throat and demand something better.
• When life gives you lemons, grab them and eat them before it decides to take them back.
• When life gives you lemons, great, lemons contain Vitamin C!
• When Life gives you lemons, grow an orchard and start a lemon business making millions.
• When life gives you lemons, hide the lemons and, when life turns its back, claim you never got your lemons. Repeat until satisfied. Open a business, sell lemons, and make money.
• When life gives you lemons, hide them.
• When life gives you lemons, hope that you are not allergic to them.
• When life gives you lemons, ignore them if you don't like lemons.
• When life gives you lemons, it is lemons for dinner.
• When life gives you lemons, it is probably because it gave all the oranges away to other people.
• When life gives you lemons, it's ok to re-gift them.
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your lemons, they are good for you.
• When life gives you lemons, just smile and say 'Mille Grazie'.
• When life gives you lemons, keep them, they were for free.
• When life gives you lemons, learn to juggle.
• When life gives you lemons, life is giving you a free meal.
• When life gives you lemons, look it hard in the eye and say "I didn't order this!'
• When life gives you lemons, make a movie about it. Or a youtube video ;-)
• When life gives you lemons, make a sour face.
• When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
• When life gives you lemons, make lemon curd.
• When life gives you lemons, make lemon earrings.
• When life gives you Lemons, make Lemon ice cream or sorbet. Yummy!
• When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringue pie, yummy!
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who's life gave them rum. Then have a party together.
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, sell it, then re-invest your earnings to buy more lemons for lemonade.
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you diabetes, make sugar-free lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, make limoncello.
• When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then let everybody wonder how the heck you did it.
• When life gives you lemons, make pancakes.
• When life gives you lemons, make some lemonade, sell it and thank life for giving you money.
• When life gives you lemons, open a lemon farm.
• When life gives you lemons, open a lemon stand and use these profits to buy ... .
• When life gives you lemons, paint them dark green and throw them in crowded areas.
• When life gives you lemons, plant a lemon tree.
• When life gives you lemons, pretend they're oranges and hope nobody notices.
• When life gives you lemons, put them in the refrigerator.
• When life gives you lemons, put them in your fruit bowl.
• When life gives you lemons, put them somewhere safe and continue your life.
• When life gives you lemons, question the existence of an entity called life.
• When life gives you lemons, question the metaphysical concept of how 'life' itself can physically give you lemons.
• When life gives you lemons, refuse them.
• When life gives you lemons, run away, your not supposed to take things from strangers.
• When life gives you lemons, say 'Thank You!'
• When life gives you lemons, say thank you and when he leaves, put them in the cupboard with the rest of the crappy gifts.
• When LIFE gives you lemons, sell them and ask for more.
• When life gives you lemons, sell them on Ebay,
• When life gives you lemons, send life an invoice for the disposal of the aforementioned hazardous citrus biologicals, citing the need to buy the correct Personal Protective Equipment and the associated costs of adhering to local legislation. Then ask life if it would like a glass of lemonade.
• When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice onto Gyros or fish. Lemon juice enhances the taste.
• When life gives you lemons, squeeze them and sell the lemon juice to double your money.
• When life gives you lemons, start a lemon orchard and then use all of your lemon money to buy a lime orchard, beginning your citrus monopoly.
• When life gives you lemons, start running. Why? Because 'life' has apparently obtained corporeal form. That is not good.
• When life gives you lemons, sue life because of psychological cruelty.
• When life gives you lemons, tell everybody how you got a free lemon - how awesome is that!
• When life gives you lemons, throw them back and as for chocolate.
• When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for ... .
• When life gives you lemons, throw them back and see if life makes that mistake again.
• When life gives you lemons, throw them right back and add some lemons of your own.
• When Life gives you lemons, trade it for an apple or something else you like more.
• When life gives you lemons, trade them for a fruit that tastes better.
• When life gives you lemons, twist some of the peel into a martini.
• When life gives you lemons, unscramble, rescramble and make melons.
• When life gives you lemons, use the juice to bleach your freckles.
• When life gives you lemons, use them to flavor you alcoholic beverage.
• When life gives you lemons, use zinc and copper to make a battery – free electricity!
• When life gives you lemons, when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.
• When life gives you lemons, wipe out every lemon farm, and sell the last 2 lemons for profit.
• When life gives you lemons, write a hub about it.
• When life gives you lemons, you have lemons.
• When life gives you lemons, you probably deserved it.
• When Life gives you lemons, you really need to start rethinking you career.
• When life gives you lemons, you're in trouble.
• When life gives you lemons, you've got potential for a lemon quote.
• When life gives you lemons,be grateful and share with others.
• When life gives you lemons,don't complain, say thank you for the free lemons.
• When life gives you lemons...paint them orange and give them to someone else.
• When life gives you melons, you know you are dyslexic.
• When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.
• When life gives you pineapples ask, 'What happened to the lemons?'
• When life greets you with a lemon, be careful if you say “no thanks”.
• When life hands you a lemon, define what the lemon is and how to solve it.
• When life hands you lemons, add tequila.
• When life hands you lemons, ask it for a cup of tea.
• When life hands you lemons, blog about it!
• When life hands you lemons, curl up and take a nap.
• When life hands you lemons, hope for the best.
• When life hands you lemons, sell them in the market place.
• When life throws you lemons, well, it might be your own fault.
• When live gives you lemons, you really have to ask yourself what the heck is going on.

It's all about making the best out of bad situations..